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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Farts are funny

I am just gonna put it out there and say it. Farts are funny! The beans shoots bunnies, I know she is only two, yet face it what do you not do to make your kid laugh. She has even learned how to ' push ' em out. What can I say, she is a smart little kid. When a bunnie is let loose she just looks at you and smiles. If you ask what happened she burts out laughing. I think that if farts didn't stink then they would be much more socially acceptable. Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a rough lunch and the gas pains were really getting to you, why do you have to excuse yourself to the washroom to let em rip? We all have those days, all of us. I know women don't pass gas, ever that's a fact, right? Let's just say you work in sales in a stressful environment, I don't see anything wrong with a loud fart to break the tension. Heck I even giggle just posting it here. Just imagine sitting in your cube and passing wind, it relieves your gas pain and everyone else would be all like, what the ... Did you hear that??? Giggle giggle he he he. Just imagine you could eat mexican food at work any time you wanted!
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7 comments:

Sarcastically Bitter said...

LOl yes farts are funny. I think it's cute that Beans laughs at it.

It's very acceptable at my work. We, in fact, encourage patients to "pass flatus". Because after huge abdominal surgery, that is a sign that the bowels are working.

Jess said...

Ha! I wonder how Beans is going to feel when she's 13 and she realizes that her Dad wrote a blog post about her farting. I'm sure she'll love it...

You know. I've just never gotten the "farts are funny" thing. My Mom ALWAYS, ALWAYS laughs at fart jokes and I, in turn, look at her like she's crazy.

Jen - The Secret Keeper said...

Holy cow PJ...here's me going on about followers...and you didn't even tell me I hadn't spread the love your way!! Shame on you! x

LBluca77 said...

No women never pass gas. HE HE! Farts are funny though. I think no matter how old you get you will always think they are funny.

Bridget said...

Please. I fart all day at my desk. I just turn my music up when I know it's going to be a loud one and hope that no one walks in within the next few minutes.

Beanie said...

Hi! thanks for stopping by my blog and commenting!

And I totally agree, farts are funny! Unless you let one rip in your cube and then your boss walks in and pulls up a chair! Whoops.

Auburn said...

Farts are VERY funny. My brother and I were taught that there's no shame in passing wind... he sticks to that theory, I try to be discreet. However, if someone farts within my earshot, I tend give them marks out of ten for quality.