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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Tuesday again....

Back to Tuesday and totally awkward Tuesdays.  Go to The Secret Life of Tova Darling to check out all of the awkwardness!!

The day was one of the best of my life.   MY wedding day, I tie the knot with my fiance and we become married, husband and wife.. yadda yadda yadda.   The day goes perfect, everything is wonderful, and we round out the day at a huge dinner.  Surely and event to remember.

- back ground- 

My wife and I were married in Jamaica at a fabulous resort and on Friday nights the resort has a banquet for all.  Ice sculptures, many different stations for edibles and a packed house.

Ok.  We have 22 friends and family who are with us and lets say 300 other people at the resort.  All having dinner and all know that my wife and I were married that afternoon.  The awkwardness starts when you realize that everyone at the party, everyone at the resort, i.e.  my mom, my nana, my in-laws, my brother, sister in law, brother in law, you get the drift.  Well, they all know that I am going to have sex that night.  Yes that night.  With each handshake and wink wink and nod of the head I knew that they knew that I knew that sex was happening that night.  I am pretty sure that everyone has sex on their wedding night, I am just not sure that everyone actually is conscious enough to realize that everyone knows.  Hence, not only do they know when you are leaving the party, yet they also know when you come to breakfast the next morning.  At the resort you can't get away, you see the same people at breakfast that you did the night before at the party.   With every hey, how was your night?  Hey, nice night?  Hey, great party, what did you guys do after?  Lets just say that I got the giggles which just made the awkwardness more awkward.  Good stuff.

7 comments:

Jest said...

Haha. I guess I never really thought about it, but yes I guess a lot of people do realize you're going to be getting lucky on that particular night.

Emma said...

Lol, I'd never thought about this before...funny though, I love the way you described it.

brookem said...

i heard some statistic recently about the percentage of people who do it on their wedding night. it was lower than i would have imagined.
i hope it was all you wished for, and more. bow chicka bow wow.

LBluca77 said...

Usually the dead give away that sex was had is the wild crazy sex hair. You know when you both are sporting hair that looks like a rats nest.

Emma said...

http://wafflesandblethers.blogspot.com/2009/01/van-goghs-ear.html
I've nominated you for an award! Happy 2009!

Fluffycat said...

You know, most people I've talked to that I know personally haven't done it on their wedding night, because they were too tired or too drunk.

Moi said...

that is really funny. my husband and i talked about that after we got married but thankfully we ran off on our honeymoon that night so we didnt see anyone after.