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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Lifesavers are my crack!

To put it simply I don't think I could function without these bad boys. Sure some people have cigarettes, alcohol, crack, coke, adrenaline... Whatever it is that you are addicted to, these lifesavers are my addiction. The day I admitted that I have a problem I was standing in the kitchen at work and the basket was empty - I was all. What the EFF is going on here? Where are the mints? Someone calmly asked if I checked the closest. Of COURSE JACKNUTS, you stupid clownface jerk I have checked everywhere! Do you have any on you? In your desk? Dude? Seriously, I need some mints this is BULLSHIT. The rest of the day went downhill from that point. What you see in that photo is my backup supply. I don't touch those bad boys unless it has come to drastic measures, in a time of need. Hey PJ, can I have a mint? NOPE don't have any, check the basket in the kitchen. Are those not mints under your computer? NOPE. I can hear you all asking why I don't put them in my drawer? Call it my security blanket of mints, I like to see them and know they are there.
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7 comments:

Jen - The Secret Keeper said...

Use of the words "bad boys" has been banned!!

Seriously though, I know a good therapist / rehab facility -don't you think it's time? X

Adriana said...

Don't you spend most of your day on the phone? I can imagine what the people you call are thinking when you talk with a mint in your mouth. LOL!

Jess said...

Ha. Apparently you take your lifesavers very, very seriously. Now I know what to buy you for your next birthday...if I was planning on buying you a present, that is.

Those are very good mints though; I'm with you on that one.

Sarcastically Bitter said...

LOL I love your reaction when they were gone. I'm like that with gum.

Wintergreen lifesavers are the best though.

Emma said...

I can't deal with life when I've run out of tea bags but if I ever tell you that I don't have any chocolate it's usually a white lie!

Auburn said...

Redbull is my lifesaver.

Chewing gum comes a close second. Gotta be minty fresh!

Emma said...

Hope all's well with you pj, there's an award waiting for you!